I honestly don’t care that Prince Harry got naked in
Vegas. What I do care about, is that he
would spend his free time with Ryan Lochte.
What are you thinking, Henry
Charles Albert David?
Everyone knows that Harry is the cheeky prince. Maybe I’d have to be British to be outraged
that he was up to no good on his post-Olympics vacation. Except that I’ve accepted Harry for who he
is, so I’m just not surprised that he got caught again.
Harry once made a real mistake, dressing up like a Nazi for
Halloween. (Harry really needs to get
some better security who will sweep his playmates for recording devices.) But this isn’t that big of a deal. He went to Vegas, found some chicks who
wanted to hang with him (me, me!), became inebriated, and took off his
knickers. I’ve been to Vegas and didn’t
party like that, but we all know this is the type of thing that Vegas is meant
for.
Everyone makes mistakes.
Everyone has lapses in judgment.
And at least no one is filing charges against him.
In my opinion, the most egregious offense is that Harry
would grant an audience to Ryan Lochte.
Sure, the guy is a decorated Olympian.
Sure, all of the American swimmers are nice to look at – I don’t know
how you you could train as hard as they do and not become a drool-worthy
physical specimen. But the fact of the
matter is, Ryan Lochte is obnoxious.
A grill on the medal podium?
The catch phrase “Jeah”? Allowing
your mom to tell the morning news shows that you deal in one night stands? This guy annoys me more than Justin
Bieber. I admire Lochte’s talent,
but he’s a punk.
Of course the media is blowing this whole story way out of
proportion. It’s not a violation of free
speech for the monarchy to ask the press to leave the pictures of Harry off the
front page. I personally don’t need to
see Harry’s crown jewels covered by a black dot. That would be an exploitation of Harry, and
in my opinion, a violation of his right to privacy. When the Queen tells the press they had
better not publish the pictures, that’s the message that I receive. If you think that Harry meant for the whole
world to see these pictures, I’m sure you’re wrong.
The media is always on a witch hunt. They always want to sensationalize beyond all
reason, and they always want to tear everyone down to their lowest common
denominator.
I don’t find Harry to be a disgrace. I find him to be remarkably honest in his
youth and inexperience. If anyone’s
lived a sheltered life, I’m sure it’s him.
Sure, he’s met world leaders and fills a huge public role for Great Britain,
but he’s still young, still a bachelor, and still one of the richest guys on
the planet, surrounded by people who try to protect his interests because he’s
not capable of doing it for himself all the time. How sensible can you be when you live his
life? I wonder.
Don’t you suppose that Harry feels pretty lonely and sad
now? There he was, having a great time
and letting loose, and now he’s been exposed and ridiculed and it’s still not
enough – the press and the public want more.
It’s actually disgusting that anyone would turn his Vegas trip into what
it’s become.
And while I’m preaching, for heaven’s sake Ryan Lochte, quit
whoring yourself out for any promotional opportunity you can find. What
are you thinking? You don’t need to
be The Bachelor, you don’t need to copyright every stupid thought that ends up
coming out of your mouth and you don’t need this much attention. You are about to cross the line that Harry
hasn’t. Be content with your Wheaties
box and leave us all alone for a while.
P.S. I’ve been gone for a while due to site maintenance. In case you were wondering…
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